Spamorama

This was the text of a spam I accidentally opened today. Having watched the movie "Contact" recently, part of me started wondering if this was NOT jibberish but instead very complicated instructions for a time machine. Perhaps the key is to ask MacCauly Calkin (or his brother, MacCauly Culkin...)


Casings. ADVANCED Tube
launchers etcI
risk. Dummy: MacCauly Calkin
damaging
mics
blowjob shower.
proceeded waiter. Needless suddenly
adieu.
inherit topheavy staterun
money. arevery thenumber
strips subjected spikes
LABS COMPLEX RENDER ASCII. TRICKS. ANTENNA PATH WALLS. ACCROSS
acronym
park. drums kegs
yateres isfor convos Elsur FBIs
jokes..
WORKS HAZARDS. CITED STATMENT
Effective nails.
shakenor partially impurity insoluble waterand
reflected cancels echos. smallest
Push
freon Rd preformed endcaps
Wallet
NeoNazi. bullshit guerre
Depatment Kirkland AFB
given. literally overthrow
familiar. dotted
like:
injures work..
funnels. Funnels
DIALOG CORP. TeraBytes
leveled vs. thousand tons.PART